Notorious MSG Chinese New Year Benefit concert

Get your ass-pimples seared by the force of 1,000 sizzling woks, for a great cause! On Feb.13th, The Notorious MSG are having a Chinese New Year Benefit concert with 100% of the MSG's proceeds going to the Chinatown Youth Initiatives www.cyinyc.org. With your help, The MSG hope that that the children of the CYI will one day grow up to blow some asses out themselves. YOUR ATTENDANCE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE! This concert WILL SELL OUT so buy online now at http://www.ticketweb.com (we're telling you now so you can't be a whiny motherdicker and complain that you couldn't get in) And another great thing, it's ALL AGES! ALL AGES!
So get yourselves a few tickets and spend your Chinese New Year's eve getting your rectum fried by the best anal blow-torch in the western hemisphere, otherwise known as The Notorious MSG. And even better, you will be helping some future Chinatown Hustlers get the help and guidance that can make a difference in their lives and in our future.
ALSO PLAYING: The butt-blasting vocal stylings of Corn Mo and .357 Lover! The diaper-wearing Japanese horror-punk explosion of Gelatine!
Remember, 100% of the MSG's proceeds will go to the Chinatown Youth Initiatives www.cyinyc.org
Live and die like a Chinatown Hustler,
HKF
