Heavy Ghetto Lyrics

GRANDMASTER

VERSE
All my life
I struggled as a young man
Got beat down
Got no friends
No girl ever look at me twice – not nice
No money, no love, no love, no life

But I had a plan
Movin’ and shakin’ inside like a disco dance
Hit the streets with a hustle
I’m no joke in the dojo
Workin’ my muscles

Picked up, off the floor
Ain’t gonna take that shit no more

Back on the scene
Gonna do my thing
Like Black Belt Jones
All the people call me

CHORUS
Grandmaster of the ladies
Grandmaster of the game
I’m settin’ your ass on fire
I’m Grandmaster of the pain

Grandmaster of the city
Grandmaster of the streets
You ain’t ever rocked so hard
I’m Grandmaster of the beats

VERSE
All you bitches c’mon get down
Don’t slow down
‘Cuz we gonna throw down

Every night – there’s gonna be a showdown
MSG’s gonna drop the beat now

Yea a long time ago
I had a hard time with the hot ladies but I don’t no mo’

Ain’t doin’ that Tae Kwon Do
Hap Ki Do – I’m pimpin’ them ho’s
Ridin’ them bitches like a rodeo
Yea do-si-do to the guitar solo

REPEAT CHORUS

VERSE
Small fry
To the big time
MSG’s gonna blow it up worldwide
We’re doin’ that g thing full-time
East side ain’t gonna be defied

Steppin’ up to the haters
Servin’ up my 1-2 punch
With the kim-chee flava

Keep it pimp with the chicks
No shit
I’m a Chinatown G and I know it

Say hello to the new bad ass
Blowin’ out your anus like real bad gas
Droppin’ my Hunan bombs
From the Chinatown NYC
To the 5th degree

REPEAT CHORUS

 

 

RED TONIGHT

INTRO *In Cantonese*
Yat *one*
Yee *two*
Saam *three*

VERSE
Saturday night in the Chinatown rock ‘n’ roll club
Lookin’ for the ladies to bring home and rub-a-dub
I’m lookin’ like a pimp, sharper than the broken glass
Gonna drink a lot of booze and tap a little yellow ass

A shot of Jagermeister
Rolling Rock beer
A Frozen Margarita
Before we go to far, I want to make it clear

CHORUS
My face is going to get real red tonight
My face is going to get real red tonight
Don’t have the enzyme to make it right
My face is going to get real red tonight

VERSE
Grab another drink as I tear up the dance floor
(Get red tonight)
My face is burning up but i really want to drink more
(Get red tonight)
Getting brighter every second I’m glowing like a red hot sun
(Get red tonight)
My head’s about to pop like a spicy chicken wonton
(Get red tonight)

Negra Modelo
A little Bud Light
A couple of Mojitos
It’s gonna be tomato time

REPEAT CHORUS

A shot of Jagermeister
Rolling Rock beer
A Frozen Margarita
Before we go to far, I want to make it clear

REPEAT CHORUS

 

 

CHINESE JEANS

I saw them in a dream
Little Chinese jeans
Don’t know what it means
I love my little Chinese jeans

I like the jeans with the button fly
Made in Taiwan not the old Levi’s
I can wash in hot or cold
So I have been told
They are perfect for my Chinese thighs

You can stretch and they never split
Feeling so good because they shrink to fit
I know you know that I like it
I can not deny
Want to feel the denim on my hip

I saw them in a dream
Little Chinese jeans
Don’t know what it means
I love my little Chinese jeans

 

 

HELL UP IN HONG KONG

In the dead of night
You know this time
We’re gonna break out

Of the system
Ain’t gonna back down
My whole life
They try to break down
Tonight we’re gonna take on the big house

Let’s get it on
Gonna crack your sack with the paddle
When I hit you like a ping-pong
I’m crazy, stronger than a King Kong
Marchin’ on to the rhythm of the kick drum

All my homies gonna go (Hell up)
All right, all my homies gonna raise (Hell up)
Tonight they’re goin’ down as we bring (Hell up)
Never gonna stop ’cause we won’t give up

CHORUS

Hell up in Hong Kong
Don’t back down
You got to be strong

Hell up in Hong Kong
We’ve waited for so long

Hell up in Hong Kong
Don’t back down
You got to be strong

Hell up in Hong Kong
Hell up in Hong Kong

VERSE
Everyday I’m looking out from the inside
Take my freedom but you can’t take away my pride
All jacked up
Ready for the big fight
It’s time to take charge of my own life

We’re attackin’
Head crackin’
Feel the heat that – we’re packin’

Tear the house down
Not goin’ back in
Break it down like a chemical reaction

All my homies gonna go (Hell up)
All right, all my homies gonna raise (Hell up)
Tonight they’re goin’ down as we bring (Hell up)
Never gonna stop ’cause we won’t give up

REPEAT CHORUS

Count down every second on the death clock
All the locked up
Kickin’ out the cell block

Raisin’ up and shakin’ out my dreadlocks
Time to rise up from New York to Bangkok

We got our crew in the ghetto
Runnin’ all of the whole city when we take hold
Gettin’ busy from the east to the west coast
Risin’ up, for our brothers on death row

All my homies gonna go (Hell up)
All right, all my homies gonna raise (Hell up)
Tonight they’re goin’ down as we bring (Hell up)
Never gonna stop ’cause we won’t give up

REPEAT CHORUS

 

 

LUNCH BREAK

(Lunch break)
Got one hour and we’re moving fast
(Lunch break)
Got to get out and tap some ass
(Lunch break)
Don’t you know I got to get some tang
(Lunch break)
Starving hungry, got to feed my wang
(Lunch break)

Working hard, sweating for the money
Break time, got to dip into some honey
So hungry when the clock strikes one
Fish taco, got to feed my dong

(Lunch break)

Bearded clam
Hairy pie
Hot pocket
Every night

(Lunch break)

Stinky tofu
Grilled cheese
Filet o’fish
Roast beef

(Lunch break)

 


SHANGHAI SUPERFLY

VERSE
Straight out of the frying pan
A sexy man
I put my egg-roll
In your hand

Hard and strong
I’m a lookin’ real good
I see myself
And I pop wood

Chinatown hood superfly
better squeeze yo’ ass
Cuz’ I’m blowin’-out your brown eye

That’s right I’m here
Gonna make you sweat
I got the fire
For your cigarette

Hot damn
Hot dog
Hot wire
Uh-uh
Smokin’ yo’ ass up
Like a hot shu mai

Love is back in stock
When the Chinatown pimp’s
Comin’ down your block

CHORUS
Just comin’ off the boat tonight
Big pimpin’ in the club all right
Muthabitches better hold on tight
I’m a Shanghai superfly

Just listen to the OG flow
Keep it pimp from a head to toe
Just comin’ off the boat tonight
I’m a Shanghai superfly

VERSE
I’m the real thing
Chinatown king
Very spicy
Like a buffalo wing

In the streets
Rollin’ deep with my crew
More beef
Than the Mickey D’s menu

I’ve touched a thousand lives
One thousand years
One thousand times

Formula 409
Wipe you out
Like a virus
In a hard drive
Singin’ my song
Like a do-re-mi
Rockin’ that beat
One-two and three

I won’t stop
Till’ I’m six feet down
‘Cuz you never say die
When you reppin’ Chinatown

REPEAT CHORUS

BRIDGE
Whoa-ee-oh
Don’t wanna let my people down
I’m the real deal from Chinatown
Ain’t gonna have them kicked around
Like Charlie Brown

REPEAT CHORUS

 

 

SCHOOLHOUSIN’

CHORUS
Schoolhousin’
Got to learn the rules of the Chinatown streets
You need some schoolhousin’
No ABC’s and a 1-2-3
Schoolhousin’
From Shanghai to the old ghetto
You need some schoolhousin’
Schoolhousin’

VERSE
That’s right you’re schoolhousin’
With the best
Chinatown hood is a test
Gangsta life on the street
Study hard or
I’ll cap yo ass on the boulevard
To hell with the S.A.T
You don’t know me
Top of the class of MSG
I got no coach
And I got no team
Pizza Hut supreme
Perfect GPA
Gangsta Pimpin’ Ass
Is what I say
No money for lunch we broke
It’s no joke
We put the pee pee in your Coke
Drink it up
Yea drink it up fast
See you back in class

REPEAT CHORUS

VERSE
At the bus stop
We rock
Shout out to the girlies
Workin at Ihop
Pop quiz, got a zero
Playin’ too much Guitar Hero
I’m down
With the pronoun
Do my homework
On the playgound
I keep it G
You don’t see me
Returning my books to the library
Teachers keepin’ me after class
Well they can kiss my yellow ass

(lookin’ good, smells is good)

REPEAT CHORUS

BRIDGE
No Sunday school
No Hebrew school
No Chinese school
No elementary school (fuck that)

No boarding school
No medical school
No engineering school (hell no)
Gonna live by the Chinatown rules

REPEAT CHORUS

 

 

LONELY G

It’s so hard to say goodbye
I really miss the happy times

VERSE
You know I love
Love you so
Love so long
Long ago
Ask me why
I just don’t know
You broke my egg roll
When you go

See you here
Then you’re gone
Your love was the meat
In my wonton
Sad inside
Act real strong
When I just want to cry
In my egg foo young

Miss your laugh
Ha ha ha
Miss your perfume
In my car
Hold on tight
Wherever you are
Just a one more bite of
My candy bar

PRECHORUS
I’ll never forget
How you changed my life
Oh pretty baby
It’s hard to say goodbye
Goodbye

CHORUS
Remember
We’ll meet again I promise
Someday
If only in my dreams
I remember
Our memories will live on
Always
In the tears of a lonely G

VERSE
Every night
10:15
Close my eyes
Sexy dreams
Take you out
Out on the scene
As we eat a little soybean
For the protein

Old pictures
Happy times
Think about the days when you were mine
My feelings start to rise
Bubble up inside
Like the 7-up soda
Lemon lime

I’m missin
Your kissin
Taste a like a chicken
Make my bamboo thicken
You are my mission
When I whisper in your ear
You need to listen

PRECHORUS
I’ll never forget
How you changed my life
Oh pretty baby
It’s hard to say goodbye
Goodbye

REPEAT CHORUS

PRECHORUS 2
In the Chinatown hood
Gangsters never cry
We were in love
Two chopsticks side-by-side

And I will never forget
How you changed my life
You know it baby
It’s hard to say goodbye
Goodbye

REPEAT CHORUS

OUTRO
I miss you baby
It’s now or never
Let’s stay together
Make a love forever

 

 

BEEF STREET

VERSE
Hot damn
The muthabitch is back
Watch your butt crack
Gonna take your nuts
And kick ‘em hard
Like a hacky-sack

Get set
To give me respect
Resurrected king
I’m like the Dalai Lama in Tibet

Clock is tickin’
You little motherdickens
I’m gonna do some kickin’
To your chicken ass
No more finger lickin’

I’m on the block
Slap -chop
Dicin’ up your pink sock
I’m gonna crack you
Like a tootsie-pop

CHORUS
Beef street
Gonna take you down to
Beef street

Beef street
Gonna take you down to
Beef street

VERSE
Bitches
I’m gonna give you stitches
I’m gonna cut your egg-roll off
And feed it to the fishes

Check one-two
One-two-one-two
I’m going to break you
Shootin’ out your ass
Like a stomach flu

You talkin’ loud
Run yo’ mouth
About in every town
I’ll knock you out
Kick your weiner
Now taste the sauerkraut

Got you blinkin’
You thinkin’
Your battleship is sinkin’
My foot up in your ass
Got my shoes all stinkin’

REPEAT CHORUS

BRIDGE
I am the man you don’t want to meet
When you cross over the tracks onto the beef street

REPEAT CHORUS

You ought to know better

 

 

THIS IS ROCK N’ ROLL

Give me my red meat
Give me my black bean
Give me my MSG
Chinatown anarchy

Give me my knife and fork
Give me my moo shu pork
Give me the hardcore
Delivery of New York

Give me my red bean cake
Give me the bones to break
Give me the dough
When I make a scallion pancake

We rage
Today
From New York to L.A.
We mean what we say
This ain’t karaoke

CHORUS
Now this is rock ‘n’ roll
Now this is rock ‘n’ roll
Chinatown rock ‘n’ roll
That’s the way we rock ‘n’ roll

VERSE
Give me the peking duck
Give me the muthasuck
Give me some props
‘Cuz the ladies like my haircut

Give me no attitude
Give me ma po tofu
That’s how we do
Yellow red white and the blue

REPEAT CHORUS

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